Dramatic Discussions

I made a fool out of myself...............AGAIN (Surprise! ding dong)

A friend of mine and I were having stupid loud discussions in the kitchen about different topics such as how we love to be treated by guys even if we are totally against gender discrimination. We were also discussing about how much better China is than Sweden, how much more fun I have in big cities than small cities like Stockholm, we were also discussing about how Swedish men are so cheap compared to other countrymen, yada yada yada. We were basically being really mean to the Swedish nation (I feel bad now), but whatever.

This girl is in the kitchen cooking for my Greek corridor mate George, and I assumed she was foreign as well (as she didn't look Swedish at all), but it turns out she is in fact SWEDISH. She asked me if she could borrow my oil FYI. Ooooooooooops! I wonder if she got mad?

This has not happened only once, but several times. Even times in Shanghai when I assume that no one else understand Swedish I go there and talk shit about people we stand right next to in Swedish and it just turns out that he or she understands some bits of Swedish. Ahh, too bad. Embarassing. Imagine that this little small country in the North has actually lots of its inhabitants ALL OVER the World. Sweden has become a bit like a China, they are emigrating just like some Chinese people all over the place. Some are "smart" (dumb) to run to Thailand with taxmoney they never paid for the Swedish government (oh well) so now they can never return without being put in jail. Isn't world grand?

(this picture is taking from the Ibiza Hawaiian Party, there is some gross shit coming out from my face, DIET!!!! Go Shopgirl, you can do it!!!)

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