New Chinese characters
You might know them...(found this in a professional article in our advertising database)
Here are the funniest one!
FRIENDS AND LOVERS:
It's too early for me to think about marriage. I can't understand people who get married at our age. We can still play, but they have to nourish a family, I just can't stand it. Marriage is the most important thing for a girl. Because it is the most beautiful moment for all girls and I want it to be perfect, I need money. No, I never had a one-night stand. But I want to try, I just couldn't find anyone who wants to do it with me.
SPORT:
The winner is king. The loser is slave. If you win, you're alive. You lose, you die.
LOOKS:
I really admire people with a good body. My upper body is great but too fat at my waist, which makes it hard to get slim. Every time I think about my body, I always feel bit sad.
THE WINNER:
I always try to do my best, so that I win a place in a table tennis and basketball competition. I try to earn money. Money is almost everything, if you don't have money, you have nothing.
THE GOOD BOY:
I have responsibility to take care of my future wife. You know, now in Shanghai, marriage needs a lot of money. A terrible amount of money. I have to work hard to make money. I want to be a man with a strong sense of responsibility. But at the same time I don't want to be too good. It is better to have some badness. A bit playboy like. My dream is simple. I want to buy a villa and a good car in the future.
THE PERFORMER:
The entertainment industry has got a bad reputation. But it can give me what I need, such as fans, fame and reputation. One thing that I must do before I die is to live with Jay Zhou for a whole day. A one-night stand with a star is OK, but others aren't.
THE PRINCESS:
The first thing I do when I come back home is to log on QQ. I hope to find my husband on QQ. My dream future is to have a good job and a perfect husband and to live happily together with him.
Here are the funniest one!
FRIENDS AND LOVERS:
It's too early for me to think about marriage. I can't understand people who get married at our age. We can still play, but they have to nourish a family, I just can't stand it. Marriage is the most important thing for a girl. Because it is the most beautiful moment for all girls and I want it to be perfect, I need money. No, I never had a one-night stand. But I want to try, I just couldn't find anyone who wants to do it with me.
SPORT:
The winner is king. The loser is slave. If you win, you're alive. You lose, you die.
LOOKS:
I really admire people with a good body. My upper body is great but too fat at my waist, which makes it hard to get slim. Every time I think about my body, I always feel bit sad.
THE WINNER:
I always try to do my best, so that I win a place in a table tennis and basketball competition. I try to earn money. Money is almost everything, if you don't have money, you have nothing.
THE GOOD BOY:
I have responsibility to take care of my future wife. You know, now in Shanghai, marriage needs a lot of money. A terrible amount of money. I have to work hard to make money. I want to be a man with a strong sense of responsibility. But at the same time I don't want to be too good. It is better to have some badness. A bit playboy like. My dream is simple. I want to buy a villa and a good car in the future.
THE PERFORMER:
The entertainment industry has got a bad reputation. But it can give me what I need, such as fans, fame and reputation. One thing that I must do before I die is to live with Jay Zhou for a whole day. A one-night stand with a star is OK, but others aren't.
THE PRINCESS:
The first thing I do when I come back home is to log on QQ. I hope to find my husband on QQ. My dream future is to have a good job and a perfect husband and to live happily together with him.
posted by Shopgirl at 11:21 AM
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