Where/How do I meet hot girls in Shanghai?
Dear Cedric,
Lately I feel so bored of all materialistic Shanghainese girls. I know I have the potential to find a sexy woman who is not Shanghainese! Please advice me on this one.
Okay, you want to meet hot sexy girls in Shanghai that are not from Shanghai and are pretty on the inside? Cedric lets out a big sigh………
First off, I assume you have dated these types of women before and you know how to bring your A-game and can speak decent Chinese when in their presence. Otherwise you are getting into golddigger waters. And I assume you feel you have what these girls look for in return. Face it, they have usually been hit on since they were about 13 y/o and can usually play the game 10 times better than your average male. Dress right, act right and be interesting, really fun and confident.
There are three easy ways to pick up stunning (good hearted) women in any city in the world and I will list them here in order of importance:
-be rich
-be very good looking
-be extremely charming and fun to be around
If you are none of these, then it helps to be around the industries where these women tend to congregate, namely fashion, hotel and highend restaurants. Try the following:
Get invited to the fashion shows and luxury brand openings in Shanghai. Visit some of the higher end clothing and jewerly stores, get friendly with the sales girls, get their numbers and MSN addresses and be sure to get invites to their events.
Skip the 100kuai BonBon and Windows nights, drink the top end hotel bars in the Jin Mao tower, Shangri-la, Portman, Four Seasons etc. Dress to impress and approach them under the right circumstances. Wine events?…waste of time.
Eat well, Jean Georges, The Bund, Palladio, Tan Wai Lou, Whampoa Club, many of the staff at these locations are gorgeous as well and certainly interesting and worth getting to know if you don’t have the chance to mingly with the other patrons.
The national sport here is shopping. Being in that environment you will find endless pick up opportunities with a nice smile and introduction. Visit top end shops in malls and walking streets here on Tuesday afternoon and blow your mind at how many gorgeous women with time on their hands are in this city.
Get in the market and get referals from other women. A female friends referral is good as gold.
Now at the heart of every girl, they really do just want a nice guy with a good sense of humour. But the interesting thing about extremely hot sexy girls is that they may find you funny and interesting but they don’t just throw themselves at someone who doesn’t have a successful job, money and can provide them with a life and security that is inside the sweet inner girl of every woman. Real life ain’t Hollywood romantic comedies where a super model falls for some nerd or slobbering drunk because he has a good heart. Dream on.
My secret tip for our fine reader however, is that this week, Cedric will be checking out the Shangahi Literary Festival. The reason? Sexy intelligent women who spend a lot of time at home writing (authors) or reading. They like interesting guys, who spark their creative sides and can usually offer interesting and fun insights themselves. Check the events and don’t miss it. Good Luck!
Lately I feel so bored of all materialistic Shanghainese girls. I know I have the potential to find a sexy woman who is not Shanghainese! Please advice me on this one.
Okay, you want to meet hot sexy girls in Shanghai that are not from Shanghai and are pretty on the inside? Cedric lets out a big sigh………
First off, I assume you have dated these types of women before and you know how to bring your A-game and can speak decent Chinese when in their presence. Otherwise you are getting into golddigger waters. And I assume you feel you have what these girls look for in return. Face it, they have usually been hit on since they were about 13 y/o and can usually play the game 10 times better than your average male. Dress right, act right and be interesting, really fun and confident.
There are three easy ways to pick up stunning (good hearted) women in any city in the world and I will list them here in order of importance:
-be rich
-be very good looking
-be extremely charming and fun to be around
If you are none of these, then it helps to be around the industries where these women tend to congregate, namely fashion, hotel and highend restaurants. Try the following:
Get invited to the fashion shows and luxury brand openings in Shanghai. Visit some of the higher end clothing and jewerly stores, get friendly with the sales girls, get their numbers and MSN addresses and be sure to get invites to their events.
Skip the 100kuai BonBon and Windows nights, drink the top end hotel bars in the Jin Mao tower, Shangri-la, Portman, Four Seasons etc. Dress to impress and approach them under the right circumstances. Wine events?…waste of time.
Eat well, Jean Georges, The Bund, Palladio, Tan Wai Lou, Whampoa Club, many of the staff at these locations are gorgeous as well and certainly interesting and worth getting to know if you don’t have the chance to mingly with the other patrons.
The national sport here is shopping. Being in that environment you will find endless pick up opportunities with a nice smile and introduction. Visit top end shops in malls and walking streets here on Tuesday afternoon and blow your mind at how many gorgeous women with time on their hands are in this city.
Get in the market and get referals from other women. A female friends referral is good as gold.
Now at the heart of every girl, they really do just want a nice guy with a good sense of humour. But the interesting thing about extremely hot sexy girls is that they may find you funny and interesting but they don’t just throw themselves at someone who doesn’t have a successful job, money and can provide them with a life and security that is inside the sweet inner girl of every woman. Real life ain’t Hollywood romantic comedies where a super model falls for some nerd or slobbering drunk because he has a good heart. Dream on.
My secret tip for our fine reader however, is that this week, Cedric will be checking out the Shangahi Literary Festival. The reason? Sexy intelligent women who spend a lot of time at home writing (authors) or reading. They like interesting guys, who spark their creative sides and can usually offer interesting and fun insights themselves. Check the events and don’t miss it. Good Luck!
Labels: Cedric Iglesias' dating column
posted by Shopgirl at 10:59 PM
3 Comments:
My one visit to Zapatas on a Weds night left me with a strong desire to learn how to say "Oh, I'm just here because my friends want free drink. These guys *vague gesture at dancefloor* are all wankers, but I suppose they're fun to point and laugh at. So who dragged you here?" in Chinese. Might take a few years of lessons though :-)
My one visit to Zapatas on a Weds night left me with a strong desire to learn how to say "Oh, I'm just here because my friends want free drink. These guys *vague gesture at dancefloor* are all wankers, but I suppose they're fun to point and laugh at. So who dragged you here?" in Chinese. Might take a few years of lessons though :-)
Cedric - amazing job of a writing satirical reply to a stupid question posed by a delusional, materialistic zero. Good job!
PS: This is all satire, right?
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