An informative phrase book
Women (what we really mean):
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I need = I want
Do whatever you want = "#X)=?#(&ยค%&/
We need to talk = Now you really have messed it up
I'm not angry = Of course I'm angry, idiot
Men (what we really mean):
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I'm bored = You want to have sex?
I love you = You want to have sex?
Do you want to dance? = You want to have sex?
Can I call you? = You want to have sex?
Those shoes doesn't fit to that dress = I'm gay
Don't be mad, this is all generalizations! I did not write this!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I need = I want
Do whatever you want = "#X)=?#(&ยค%&/
We need to talk = Now you really have messed it up
I'm not angry = Of course I'm angry, idiot
Men (what we really mean):
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I'm bored = You want to have sex?
I love you = You want to have sex?
Do you want to dance? = You want to have sex?
Can I call you? = You want to have sex?
Those shoes doesn't fit to that dress = I'm gay
Don't be mad, this is all generalizations! I did not write this!
Labels: Cedric Iglesias' dating column, Others
posted by Shopgirl at 9:27 PM
4 Comments:
that shit is sooo old.
not funny anymore
Maybe I missed something. Could you explain what this Cedric Iglesias thing is? I'm very confused about this!
The men is totally right!
But I'm not that kinda girl!
When I mean yes is yes..No is No....
Woaizhongguo:
Cedric Iglesias dating column is where you can personally ask Cedric himself some of your questions regarding dating, relationships, sex, etc.
If I have written anything about these I will put in them into Cedric's column because it's related to the topics he writes.
All people are welcome with their questions!
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