Myspace pervs

I know several people including myself getting random messages or friend requests from lots of bald ugly 40+ guys. Can't they understand that I don't want to chat with some 42 years old guy living in some town no one ever heard of in Australia? I also know guys who have myspace profiles getting lots of weirdo private messages from both guys and girls. Luckily for you, I will publish some of the messages I personally have got from people,
"LOOKING 4 MS RIGHT IF YOU ARE HERE PLEAS LET IT BE KNOWN, FROM YOUR MIND BODY AND SOUL AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKIN TONE;MEN HAVE GROWN AND IM A GROWING MAN WHO'S WAITING 4 MS. RIGHT SO I CAN PUT THAT ROCK ON HER HAND;IF NOT KNOW THEN SOONER OR LATER YOU AND ME BEING SEEN TOGETHER IS THE PERFECT PICTURE TO ALL OF THE HATER'S;IF ITS NOT REAL THEN I SHALL LET IT PAST ALONG LIKE A REALLY RAINY DAY WHEN YOU'RE ALL AT HOME ALONE;UNDEFYING THATS MY MS. RIGHT KNOW HOW I CAN TELL BECAUSE SHE FIT ME JUST RIGHT AND NOT ONLY THAT WHEN SHE CAME I SEEN THE LIGHT AND THATS WHEN I KNEW YOU WERE MS. RIGHT" (Yes, I directly copied it and he used caps lock) / from some guy in Detroit. (Funny profile pic though and as you see he is looking for Ms. Right through his profile.)
"Are you sure you are 48? (My profile says I'm 48) are you sure you do not want to date. i would love to move to shanghai with you!" / oliver (I hope you never ever land in Pudong airport)
"you look great!!!!!!!!! i would like to get to know you better. i'm looking for a serious relationship that can lead to marriage.write back if interested." /Julio (I'm not, not with you)
"hi if you ever come into Canada-better Quebec-- just say hello! I am builing my showroom south of Montreal for next summer and there will be a cozy meeting place, some expo and music- and more. I will be in Goungzhou beginning of next xear- I would like to see your place- may be show you Montreal?? have a good time" /manfred (First of all, I'd never date a guy named manfred and second of all, I don't ever want to date a guy who can't spell Guangzhou or year right, I hope my friend never crosses her path with this guy when she goes to Montreal for studying)
"whats craccin dis ya boy gizzle hit up the page and checc out my new traccs get it started and in thow.... get at me and let me know whats hood... DO U THINK THIS AH GET PLAY???? holla bac c homie plus I WISH I WAS YO MAN YOU TO SEXY IM IN LOVE WIT YOU ALREADY DONT BREAK NO ONES HEAT BABY PLEASE THANX"/A. Gizzle (holla back at you, don't ever bother me again!!!!!)
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1 Comments:
What can I say there are a lot of weird people out there and there are also a lot of desperate people out there. And some of them are weird AND desperate AND old.
On the other hand, I have made the odd friend online and I am not weird, desperate or old. Well, okay, I am old!
I was in London for Christmas and bought a t-shirt for my buddy who has had a lot of success meeting young girls online (I actually thought he might be the Chinabounder at one stage but turns out he's not). The t-shirt read: from Myspace to My Place!
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